Interview

Before you meet the Real Life Soap Director of Human Resources, we ask that you complete the following questionnaire. Please select the one best answer for each question. Thank you! Warning: there is one answer to each question that will automatically disqualify you from getting an interview. Copy the questions (below) then click here and send your answers to Tanner. Remember: if you are trying to get an interview, be sure to sign your answers with your Wikia user name.

1. How do you feel about team work?
 * A) If I cannot be team leader, I do not want to be on a team.
 * B) If I have to be team leader, I do not want to be on a team.
 * C) I enjoy being a team player.
 * D) I have heard people talk about teams, but I do not really get it.
 * E) Other (explain).

2. How do you feel about the name "Real Life Soap"?
 * A) It sounds like something being marketed by Leprechauns.
 * B) It sounds like an industrial strength cleanser sold to garbage men.
 * C) I could never be associated with a reality entertainment of that name.
 * D) Anyone with a true addiction to reality entertainment is also a soap TV fan.
 * E) Other (explain).

3. Have you ever been in a situation where you just didn't know what to do next?
 * A) Of course, but that never slows me down.
 * B) Yes. Once.
 * C) No. I can always flick the hair out of my eyes.
 * D) Hmm. I'm not sure.
 * E) Other (explain).

4. Are there any agreed-upon rules that apply to all reality entertainment?
 * A) Yes. I want to break them all.
 * B) Just one: sex sells.
 * C) No. But there should be.
 * D) I never agree with anything.
 * E) Other (explain).

5. What do you see as the main advantage of reality entertainment in a wiki environment?
 * A) Anonymous user login.
 * B) Everything can be edited by me, particularly my mistakes.
 * C) Two heads are better than one.
 * D) Ads by Google crack me up.
 * E) Other (explain).

6. Has anyone ever done something to you online that made you you feel violated?
 * A) That's why I keep coming back.
 * B) I don't take the online world that seriously.
 * C) Yes, but now he's in jail.
 * D) I don't take anything that seriously.
 * E) Other (explain).

7. Which of the following best describes your interest in wiki?
 * A) I can only browse.
 * B) I like to contribute to wiki.
 * C) I want to hack and push the limits of what a wiki can do.
 * D) Wiki? Is that one of the Hawaiian Islands?
 * E) Other (explain).

8. What do you think about the Disclaimers?
 * A) Dr. Real certifies me as physically and mentally fit.
 * B) I have GFDL tattooed on my mind.
 * C) I'm in the public domain.
 * D) Everything about me has already been edited mercilessly.
 * E) Other (explain).

9. If you were challenged to decorate this bedroom, what is the first thing you would do?
 * A) Join Teem Tague and work as a group.
 * B) Join Team Ivory and work as a group.
 * C) Watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition to get some ideas.
 * D) Google it.
 * E) Other (explain).

Extra credit. Do you date contest judges?
 * A) Rich ones.
 * B) I'll do anything in virtual reality.
 * C) Maybe, but only after I get the medical lab test results back.
 * D) Only if it is part of the contract and my manager okays it.
 * E) Other (explain).

Only select the one best answer for each question. If you select choice "E", provide a brief answer in your own words. Copy the questions (below) then click here and send your answers to Tanner. Remember: if you are trying to get an interview, be sure to sign your answers with your Wikia user name. Feel free to past a copy of your answers on your user page (If you don't, Tanner probably will). Tanner will score your replies and reply by email.